I flamed John Tesh...

I flamed John Tesh...
By: Rob Turk	...and sometimes a flame pays off! After flaming the John Tesh website, which I won't include a link to because it totally sucks, they sent me three CDs, a T-shirt, and some stickers. Can I win the contest if I say that John Tesh seems to have an incurable anti-cool malady? His egotism, his sappy music, his insipid commentary on the gymnasts in the Olympics, and his brain-dead appearances on Entertainment Tonight never cease to make me change the channel or, on occasion, choke back my dinner. In short, John Tesh is the paragon of television's depraved pointlessness, along with the idiotic Bob Costas, but that's another matter. The music I've heard of Mr. Tesh is boring and predictably uninspired, but if it makes people happy, I'm happy for them. Can I have a t-shirt? Dear Rob, Thank you for listening (and your very, very candid remarks)! In fact, your insightful words were so inspiring, we have picked as our WINNER OF THE WEEK!!!!! So smile Rob, and settle back with the satisfaction that you, yes you, are doing your part in an open forum to make this country a better place. Keep spending your free time wisely! Please E-mail us back with your address so we can send you your prize!!!!!!!!!(and it just might be a tee-shirt)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sincerely, The Enlightened One. . . .

...and sometimes a flame pays off! After flaming the John Tesh website, which I won't include a link to because it totally sucks, they sent me three CDs, a T-shirt, and some stickers.

Can I win the contest if I say that John Tesh seems to have an incurable anti-cool malady? His egotism, his sappy music, his insipid commentary on the gymnasts in the Olympics, and his brain-dead appearances on Entertainment Tonight never cease to make me change the channel or, on occasion, choke back my dinner.
In short, John Tesh is the paragon of television's depraved pointlessness, along with the idiotic Bob Costas, but that's another matter. The music I've heard of Mr. Tesh is boring and predictably uninspired, but if it makes people happy, I'm happy for them.
Can I have a t-shirt?



Dear Rob,
     Thank you for listening (and your very, very candid remarks)!  In fact,
your insightful words were so inspiring, we have picked as our WINNER OF THE
WEEK!!!!!  So smile Rob, and settle back with the satisfaction that you, yes
you, are doing your part in an open forum to make this  country a better
place.  Keep spending your free time wisely!


Please E-mail us back with your address so we can send you your
prize!!!!!!!!!(and it just might be a tee-shirt)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sincerely,
  The Enlightened One. . . .